gremdek
Level 5: Destroyer
groza
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Post by gremdek on Feb 5, 2006 10:26:52 GMT -5
Hmm... I would like to see a battle between Steven Seagal, Jackie Chan, Vin Diesel and Chuck Norris. I don't doubt Chuck Norris would win withouth being even touched. but it would be fun anyway :-P And I like Jackie Chan and films like "Rubmle in the Bronx" these are hilarious. But Chuck Norris is too much to handle for any one but Chuck Norris :-P Well did you hear about Celebrity Deathmatch. I got an episode, in which, Jackie Chan fights with Jean-Cleud Van Dam. And the special guest is : CHUCK NORRIS!!! Sorry for him, he dies two seconds after he appears, roundhouse kicked by van dam, and he splits into two parts: legs and torso... Well, at the end Jackie using ripped Norris arm cuts off Van Dam's head... quite funny, |
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Post by TheGlove on Feb 5, 2006 22:14:56 GMT -5
Celebrity Deathmatch is pure bullsh*t
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Cherel
Level 6: Carrier
will someone make a paper Whitestar for me?
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Post by Cherel on Feb 20, 2006 8:17:01 GMT -5
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enolagay
Level 3: Assault Frigate
No counter attack detected. This is it.....FIRE!
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Post by enolagay on Feb 20, 2006 13:20:29 GMT -5
Tang Soo Do Moo Duk Kwan, I remember taking it as a teenager. In the dojo, there is pictures of the Grand Master, he is over 80 years old, and it showed the Grand Master doing moves even my instructor isnt able to do, and I would never be able to do, I would fear the Grand Master who was training Chuck Norris at the time, then I would fear Chuck Norris.
The Pictures are real (not copies), they was taken by my Instructor, all the things you see Chuck do is real, I seen pictures of Chuck Norris too, but I was only amased by the 80+year old Grand Master who owned Tang Soo Do Moo Duk Kwan, doing moves with perfect form.
Honestly I can't stand that big headed bastard Chuck, but I would never say that to my old Instructor, but Chuck Norris does have trianing most americans wont have, Chuck went to the Grand Master, and the karate in america has been tamed to be self defence(most attack moves removed), Chuck trained in the full Tang Soo Do Moo Duk Kwan, which is very effective karate.
When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket. i like this.......funny
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darkmonkey
Level 1: Interceptor
Coolest Kadeshi ship EVAH
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Post by darkmonkey on Feb 23, 2006 0:25:06 GMT -5
Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won
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gremdek
Level 5: Destroyer
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Post by gremdek on Feb 23, 2006 13:06:33 GMT -5
Chuck once died, but he survived.
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Post by Falcon761 on Mar 14, 2006 1:57:17 GMT -5
I have so many more to add 2 this.
Here's a start:
Chuck Norris really died 10 years ago, death is just afraid to tell him.
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Post by Falcon761 on Mar 14, 2006 1:58:31 GMT -5
And i love this one:
Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.
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Post by arlia101 on Mar 14, 2006 22:39:44 GMT -5
heard this one from a friend:
Life is like a box of chocolates - Chuck Norris will kill you.
i know, it makes no sense. but it fits in with the theme here...
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Post by TheGlove on Mar 15, 2006 14:24:07 GMT -5
To the CHUCKMOBILE!
nananananananananananana
NORRIS!
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Post by TheGlove on Mar 16, 2006 19:52:26 GMT -5
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I'm not the kind of person you think I am
